FUNNY STORIES Ⅱ
TEETH
When I was a student, I had
a dental cavity. I went to see a student in dental school who was the leader of
our club. At that time I had little money and it was free to be treated by
dental students, to assist their training.
After several treatments, I found he was
carving into another tooth. I was surprised and asked him why. He answered it
was necessary for him to try other kinds of treatment in order to graduate from
the school. He smiled and promised me he would care for them through his career
as a dentist.
However, he forgot his
promise when I had trouble with those teeth ten years later. I again realized
something that is offered free should be avoided at all!.
SPA
Three years ago when I
visited northwestern part of
Recently I visited an inn at
Arima Springs. They had two kinds
springs; one was clear, called the silver spring, and the other was brown,
called the golden spring. I entered the inner golden spa for men where I found
a woman taking a bath. She was very surprised and returned hurriedly to the
ladies partition. She had made a serious mistake...I guessed.
UNAWARENESS Ⅱ
One day I had a party with
my friends in a restaurant. When it finished, I collected money from
participants. When we got out of the pub, the owner of the restaurant ran after
us. I realized I had forgot to pay to her and my
wallet was swollen with lot of money.
I AM SORRY
Our former prime minister
often put his foot in his mouth. When he was criticized, he apologized saying, " I am sorry. " "sori"
is a "prime minister"
in Japanese.
SCHOOL
My friend was about to move
to a medical school as an assistant professor ten
years ago. He told his elementary school children about it beforehand. Their questions were as follows: First son;
"What your grade, what your class?" Second son; "What club will you coach?"
Daughter; "I know Mum graduated from university. Papa hasn't yet?"
LADY BOMBER
Ms S already retired from an
institute long time ago. When she worked for the institute, she studied air
pollution and one day she set an instrument to gather air under the highway
near a station.
At that time there were many
bomb scares and someone reported the instrument to the police thinking it was a
bomb. He also noticed that a female suspect, around 30 years old, set it. Lots
of police cars came, roads and a railway were blockaded, helicopters flew over
it, and finally anti-bombing swat took it away.
All the workers of the
institute were curious about the incident, but during the tumult Ms S did not
realized that the suspect was herself. Afterwhile she
went to the place and found the instrument lost. She telephoned the police
about the theft, and every mystery got cleared.
The next day her boss was
scolded by the police. She, however, was pleased with the story that she was
thought to be around 30. At that time she was over 50 years old.
MOONLIGHT MUSHROOM
In 1999 I visited
mountain area with my friend to pick mushrooms. We drove up to the pass of
mountains and found lots of mushrooms that he said they were nice. We cooked
them for a soup in a cottage, but after I ate some, I felt strange in my stomach.
Then I had stomachache, nausea, diarrhea..... He too.
And I found the mushrooms were shimmering in the dark like the moon!
They are called
moonlight mushrooms and the small ones are very similar to good ones, as
written in a book. Fortunately it was not fatal, but after that I and his
family became not to trust him at all.
WHISKER
Kid “Is that cat male or female?”. Dad “It is male, of course.” Kid “Why?” Dad “It has
whiskers.”